Harry Potter 6

FAIL.
...but great day :)
Walking around Dundas Square, picking out skimpy outfits for you, eating on the patio at my Dad's restaurant, stuffing your face with foods, sitting in the sun at Osgoode Hall, reading your present on the subway ride back.
I like.

Reading

That'd be one thing absent from my hobbies list. It's not that I don't like to read, it's just I never have made the point to. Maybe it's because I don't find text intriguing... or because I'd rather live my own life than reading about someone else's. But, for some reason, whenever I am forced to read a book in school, I like it.

So I'm leaving for Portugal in 2 days and I thought I'd visit Chapter's today to pick up a read. I lapped the entire store and nothing seemed to interest me, except non-fiction material. I know it's kinda weird, but I'd rather read about something that actually happened and/or something I can learn from than submersing myself into some fantasy world where all is anything but realistic.

Nerdy Fact: I like reading textbooks. I thought if I read about something I'd eventually study or need later in life, it'd would be more useful.

What did I decide to buy?
Biology for Dummies

Now that's what I call entertaining reading material on my 8 hour flight Sunday. ;) Ikylm.

AMGGG! >=|

I thought Urban Dictionary was simply flawless, until I saw this:

AMG

Similiar to Oh My God. Derived from dumbass yanks who barely have the intellect to breathe, never mind talk. They try and say Oh My God but end up saying "Ah Ma Gawd". "amg wtf is that" "amg that is so last week"

AMG!
Suck a cack.
That's my word.

51 up, 75 down
Damnnnn straight cacksacker.

I don't blame you for being you,

But you can't blame me for hating it.

This will be the thing that makes it right

Saw these guys at Warped.
Check it out.

The Way We Move - Innerpartysystem

Pet Peeve #8

Idiots who think that the BABY derives from the SPERM.
And comments like "There goes my babies all over your face" or "Eat my kids bitchhh".
SHOULDA TAKEN GRADE 11 BIO.
Or wait, I swear they teach the basic concept of the BABY ORIGINATING IN THE OVUM in Grade 9... :
I hate stupidity.

Pet Peeve #7

When people are too shy to come up and talk to you when you see them in person and then message you on Facebook the second they get home. Therein, they go on about how they "were going to come up and talk to you but didn't want to bother you" or "thought you looked busy" or "thought it would be random".
Lmfao.
Western culture...

New Faber Drive

G-Get Up and Dance - Faber Drive
New one here by Faber Drive.. disrespects for yet another band changing their sound to streamline themselves into the rising techno/rock genre. Not a bad song, but FD loses points for sell-out-ness.

Pet Peeve #6

"Maybe"
"Idk"
"I'm not sure"
I hate indecisiveness.
It's a "yes" or "no" world, and the clocks never stop.
Choose an option and go about it with confidence before you're left with no options.

Aint no party in a sad, sad city

Sad, Sad City - Ghostland Observatory
(Also check out "Piano Man" by them)
Cheers.

Pet Peeve #5

Pe0plez who tyyyp liiiike thiiis & thiiink iiit luks sexiii when realliii u luk liiike a fuckiiiin iiidiot.
:)

But everything looks perfect from far away

Such Great Heights - The Postal Service
Check 'dis outtt.

Arthur Spoof

Arthur's Addicted to Internet Porn
(Ahha! Turn the volume down if you have younger siblings/parentals around. Cheers.)

Edited by: CaptainOhYeah

PANIC! is back (with the "!")

So you may or may not have heard, but two out of the four original P!ATD members (Ryan & John) decided to ditch and "start their own thing" (LMFAO). I was kinda' cheesed because I really liked Panic's music... well, their first album was fucking sick but their second was meh... Howeverrr, Brendon & Spencer have decided to put the much needed "!" back in P!ATD and release some new stuff. Sounds more like the first album, "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out", rather than "Pretty Odd", which is a definite plus. Demo clips below. Check 'dis outtt.

Despite my mild allergies,

R.I.P.
GIDGET/TACO BELL DOG/BRUISER

I LOVE VOVOS!

I'm crying as I post this.
You need to be Portuguese to fully enjoy this but it's still pretty jokes.

Portuguese Feshta

Can't wait for the weekend!
Running into old friends; spending my life savings on the "Bazzar"; rolling the papers all night; going crazy when I win only to remember, shortly after, that all the prizes are shit (eg. used ash trays, pictures of flowers and baby sheep, a plate half the circumference of my palm); the bitchy ice cream man who tries to rip you off; Manhunt in the dark and running into pitch black Porto-potties only to realize you just locked yourself in with an 70 year old man trying to take a wizz "EHHH PAH!" (true story :|); laughing at your Vovó bitch, gossip, and moan to your friend's Vovó's about the Vovó who doesn't know how to make a proper malasada; and much, much more.
Never missed one since birth!
Stokeeeed.

The Weather Network

July 21st's Forecast:
Prediction: "Sunny, no clouds, 26"
Actual: Rainy, cloudy, below 20
FAIL.
Why do I even bother checking?
The 1st century is to tax collectors as the 21st is to meteorologists.

I know school's out;

but you could really use some fucking class.

Whatta day

"DIS SHIT WOULD NEVA HAPPEN AT A BLACK PARTY. WHATTA WASTE. I'MA POCKET ONE BEFORE THERE'S NONE LEFT. FUCK GUY!"

LMFAO!
good times.

My Life Plans

-graduate from STFX with mid-high 90's
-get a scholarship to U of T (really like the atmosphere... and your first school doesn't matter- only your marks do)
-FINALLY leave the suburbs and move to the city with my Dad where I belong!
-rape my MSAT's and get into med school in NYC, LA, or somewhere in Europe
-get a business degree at Columbia in NYC to become 2 dimensional
-move to NYC, LA, or Europe- basically anywhere with both the city & beach scene (eg. Barcelona)
-start my own psychiatry practice
-world domination

I think I can do it. :)

My Eminem Suessness

/ tayaa, <3 * says:
LMFAO
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
im soooo bad :|
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
its sad.
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
lol ew i rhymed
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
its okay, dont get mad.
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
it was kinda rad.
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
just a tad..
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
your such a fucking loser
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
stfu you aint my dad
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
loseerrrrrr
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
you the best i ever haddd (8)
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
loserloserloser
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
:-O really??
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
:)
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
come to my pad
'' [ M4TT ] ! says:
lets get bad
/ tayaa, <3 * says:
-_-

Pet Peeve #4

K.
Gotta' let this one out.
You might hear this after littering, trying to use old bus transfers, cutting people off, taking a handful of samples at Costco, snacking at Bulk Barn etc.
It's when people say:

"Why, (insert your name here)!
If everyone in the world did that, imagine where we'd be"

BITCHHH!
Do I look big enough to have acted on the behalf of everyone?
I'm one person.
And everyone is not doing what I do, so don't get in my face with your "if's".
I hate that fucking word.
"If".
Seriously.

Life's a tragedy for those who feel,

but a comedy for those who think. ;)

Bow chika wow wow

My 106th reason to watch BB.
The 107th got cut off at the bottom of the picture...

The Mirror

You used to be my mirror- I saw myself.
With every word, with every gesture, with every thought- I saw me.
I suddenly wasn't happy with what I saw- at all- so I looked away.

But then I looked back into it.
I tried my best to accept the image.
I looked at it- long and hard- studying its every characteristic.
Then it hit me.
It wasn't me, it was you.
You'd changed in a way that didn't reflect who I was.
It's not like how it used to be,
How when I'd see you, you'd see me.

Do I look away?

You're becoming awfully blurry

We'll take a trip for two,
Around the world,
We'll have a birdseye view,
Of every single nation.
I could be what you wanted,
I could be what you needed.

We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart 'cause we all do.
And skies seem blue.
Time has two separate hands,
I wonder where we stand.
We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart 'cause we all do.

I gravitate toward,
The only girl.
So with the wind we blew,
And now we're on a mission
I could be what you wanted,
I could be what you needed.

We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart 'cause we all do.
And skies seem blue.
Time has two separate hands,
I wonder where we stand.
We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart 'cause we all do.

Time has two separate hands,
And I wonder where we stand.
We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart like people do,
We're drifting apart 'cause we all do.

Don't fall away,

and leave me to myself.
Don't fall away,
and leave love bleeding in my hands.

This isn't happening.
I guess they're right when they say "don't sweat the small things", cause when you do, the worst just has a way of showing you what's really worth worrying about.
I'm not going to be able to take that.
First that, now this.
You're killing me.
You're killing them.
I'd do anything if I could to stop it, but it's completely out of my reach.
At times like these, all you can do is hope.
But we all know how far that gets you...

Escape The Fate - Situations

Escape the Fate - Situations
Love this song.
True 'tings.

Pet Peeve #3

So within 48 hours I've already gotten two friends to get a Blogspot because I'm such a trend starter and everyone wants to be me. ;)

Anyway, Michelle made her first post and I couldn't agree more with this:

"little teenie boppers that are @ the movies & it's the first time their all alone & they think their the shiit b/c they got the back seats because they came in 3 days before the movie even started smart lil effers.... & have truck loads of candy and popcorn and all kinds of bs i wish i had with them & yess of course i have to plant my buttttt right infront of them soo i'm waiting for the movie to start & they start laughing and talking shit about me and think their the shit because they have 195 krazor phones from 1950 and pretend to call their friends and tell them they missed out blah blah blah. & to top the night off you start talking during the whole movie and chuck your candy that you don't eat b/c your 45 pounds @ my head wooow love lifeee i really don't know how many tennie beenies i told off.. ahah then i get bitched @ by the moms that are sitting two seats down b/c they lied 2 the poor little girls that missed out.. naah they were just embarrassed about having their mommies sit beside themm.. ahahah :D"

-Michelle Sousa :)

Ilu Popz

Text from Dad:
So what's going on this weekend: wonderland, Buffalo, beach, or all 3? Wanna bring a friend?

AHHA!
Sweeeet.
Most people don't really like hanging out with their Dad.
I'll be the first to say I feel otherwise.
:)

My FML of the day

So I wake up this morning, look at my alarm clock, and am brought to realize it's 3 pm. I guess this is already a fail in itself. I had made plans to go to the gym with LARANGA that morning but she kinda forgot to confirm (which was probably the reason why I made no effort to wake up early which, therein, caused me to wake up at 3). So, I texted and she was still up for it. I start to pack and then bike my ass allllll the way down Mississauga Road, down Lakeshore, through the Cawthra Area, up the QEW bridge, and finally arrive there. This takes about 15 minutes, give or take. Why the fuck am I 17 and a half with two cars hibernating in my grandparent's garage and no G2? Fair question. So we decided to rollerblade to the gym to get in some exercise before we exercise. Of course, I'm always stuck with the fucking rollerblade with no brakes so it's a bit more than expected that I have a near death experience ever couple of minutes. We finally get there, I sit on the curb to remove the rollerblades, go to take out my shoes and that's when I realized I biked from my house in flip-flops and forgot to pack fucking running shoes. Yep, of all things I forget to bring the most essential and obvious item required of me- running shoes. So we decide to go into stores at the plaza to buy me shoes but of course they don't have my Chewbacca size so we were fucked. We call for a ride and I go home and stuff my face with chicken wings. Fml.

We've literally got a lifetime

Slow-Mo > Fast Forward

'Cause you can only live the moment once and it's over;
There's no 'rewind' in the remote of life.

And when it ends, it ends for good.

Pet Peeve #2

I'm sure a lot of you can agree with this one:

When people think everything you write (ie. your personal messages, blog posts, facebook box etc.) is about them. I don't live to make subtle, indirect public demonstrations of how I feel about you. If I feel a certain way about you, I'll tell you right to your face without hesitation.

This takes GUTS!

An average 7-year-old girl's daily cardio.
Youtube: doglover199709
(Be patient! The first couple seconds are in the dark...)

Big Brother 11

If you know me well, you know I don't do too much TV. However, there's only one show that I watch religiously. It's on Sundays @ 8, Tuesday @ 9, and Thursdays @ 8. Basically, it's a reality TV show where just over a dozen strangers are confined into a pretty legit house in Cali. They aren't allowed to ever leave unless they are evicted at the weekly eviction ceremony. It sounds kinda like your stereotypical reality TV show, but it's a pretty live show (in both senses of the meaning). I've stopped watching all reality TV shows cause I got kinda sick of it, but this show is an addiction. Anyways, only two episodes have aired so far and the third is to be aired tonight so it's not too late to catch up on YouTube. Do it, you'll get hooked. I've posted the first part of the first episode above. Watch it. You know you waaaaant to. :)

Cause I just set them up,

to knock them down.

"Who burnt your candle?"

So getting into Bruno today was an epic fail. Being an 18A movie and a 17 year old group of people, we needed someone who was 18 or over to get in cause they're hardasses with security at Studio 10. Fortunately, Sania turned 18 2 days ago. Unfortunately, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING ID. Way to kill it. KIDDING. :)
So we decide to improvise and go to Jack Astor's for dinner. The food was shit as always but the conversation was pretty good. Most of it consisted of making fun of the Arabs at the table. IFLU TWO 7777777oes. :)
Then, obviously, Dina & I being Starbucksaholics insist on going to Starbuck's. Vanilla Bean: Sold Out. Really? I didn't think that was possible. Then the 6 of us chill outside Starbucks. Here are some of the highlights of the conversation:

Taya: Yeah, my friends know me as the night rider.
Ryan: Yeah Botelho, looks like you're out of luck.
Matthew: So hard to find these fucking morning riders nowadays. Well, I guess I'd be evening...

Taya: I'm so bad at throwing balls.
Ryan: But your pro at catching 'em.

Taya: (bends down into my crotch to get dropped SPC)
Everyone: (simultaneously) HAHAHAHHAHA!
Matthew: Jesus! At least have the decency to wipe your mouth.

Random: Excuse me, are you in line?
Sania: No thank you.
:| LMFAO blooooooonde.

Taya: Yeah, I'm pretty open.
Ryan: Clearly. MHMMM.

Sania: Matt, who blew out your candle again?
Matthew: :| Wtf...
Ryan: LMFAOOOOO! That sounds sexual.
Dina: I know! I was thinking that, too!
Taya: It sounds like it means "who took your virginity".
Ryan: Bet you've blown out some before.
Taya: Hey! You're so mean!
Matthew: It's okay, we all know she's blown out as many candles as a 60 year old. (sining & clapping) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Ryan & Kaeshaun: (get up & piss themselves; Ryan crosses the parking road)

BRUUUNNNOOO

AMG :)
So stoked for tonight!
Get to see my two favourite Arabic women & BLACKBERRY CURVE!
Long overdue!
Also going to get to see two other friends.
... whoever first said "expect the unexpected", you know your shit.

Say WHO?

I guess you can...

But don't really know why you want to...

Pet Peeve #1

"There's something I really need to tell you..."
"What?"
"I don't know."
"...What is it?"
"I don't know if I should tell you anymore..."

Really, now?
Do people need to be that much of a nunce in order to get the upper hand?
Tip: Life's too short to hold things back. If you have something to say, SAY IT!
Besides, it's me. When have I ever been the one to judge?

Burrito Boyz

It's official.
I live off this shit.
3 a week?
Really, Matt...
Thank God for my killer metabolism.
... and the Botelho & Alexandre family gene pool.

<3

It's in the way she moves across the floor,
and the way she keeps me waiting for,
for what I can't recall.


Warped Tour '09.

She loves the way that I tease,

I love the way that she breathes.

20 more days...

Can't wait to get away from it all.

...I think.

I say,

you the fuckin' best,
you the fuckin' best,
you the fuckin' best,
you the fuckin' best.
<3

Prologue

A lot of my friends seem to be blogging so I thought I'd give it a try.
Why?
Good question.
I guess we'll see where this goes...